Career Destroying Post #1

Scatophagia.

I read some crazy story on emailsfromcrazypeople.com whereby the author is buying poop. The website made some funny comment about eating poop and from then on the curious bug popped in my head and was like ... "why do people do that?" I told the bug, no Bunny, don't go on the internet and look up poop eating. BAD BUNNY, no biscuit!

But I did anyway ...

... and the internet totally failed me.

I searched for human sexuality, psychology, scholarly topics ... I searched for different terms which led to dogs eating poop, animals who eat poop, some unsavory videos of it which I totally didn't want to watch. Nothing. Nothing worth reading.

I'm one of those people where if I don't know something, I am almost OCD about finding out about it. I absorb knowledge like a sponge. I'm also curious ... what if we have a student conducting a legitimate study? Can he walk into a library and ask the librarian, I am doing a research paper on scatophagia and I need books?

After Action Report

When I die, I'd like to see an after-action report the way Nethack does it when you've died.

Goodbye Bunny McBunBun...

You died in the dungeon known as the United States of America with 185 points and $523,599, after 92 years.
You were level 28 with a maximum of 54 hit points when you died.

--More--
You have genocided no peoples.
You made 20349 wishes that were unfulfilled.
You farted 10,892 times.
You made 192 people cry.
You ate 1045 Red Grapefruits.
You ate 5 whole carrots, because you hate them.
You were indirectly responsible for the death of 9 people.
You had terrible morning breath for 4,903 mornings.
You had 3 kids.
... two of them hated you but respected you.
... the other one thought you were awesome.

You were a devout Atheist.
The grossest thing you ever ate was someone's toenail, hidden in a soup.
Only 3/5 really serious boyfriends actually loved you. One was gay and really confused, the other one was pretty much a dick.
Had you bought a lottery ticket on June, 5, 2012 at the 7-Eleven at the intersection of Columbia Pike and Four Mile Run in Arlington, VA, you would have been a millionaire.
You should have been a salsa dancer but instead you chose International Affairs.

3M Micro Projector

Coolest thing ever. I need this in my purse.